This literally made me laugh out loud. The pronouncement on it, so you know exactly what it’s willing to do for. The fact that it’s a souvenir from Florida–who thinks up this stuff? “Hmm…what would Florida tourists want to remember their awesome Florida vacation? I got it! A scouring pad holder with ‘Florida’ printed on it!” I also like the holes in it so you can give it a place of honor above your sink.